Ok, I DARE you, to write, direct and market a film with a better story than this:
Robin Wins the Golden Arrow.
"These clothes come off easily," he said, "but this walnut stain will stay in my yellow hair a while."
Robin Took Little John aside, "I do not like the Sheriff thinking I am a coward."
Little John winked at Robin, "Will Stutely and I will soon send that fat Sheriff news he does not expect.
The Sheriff's dinner was interrupted by a blunted arrow. Tied around the shaft of the arrow was a fine scroll. One of the Sheriff's men pulled the arrow and unrolled the scroll:
"Robin Has Fooled the Sheriff."
Will Stutely Spy on the Sheriff's Men?
You got that? Oh, and this can't be Putty Tang for dudes. You got that? So, a better story than this, that Izn't Putty Tang for dudes. Alright, now go for it!? I'm here to rent you gear for all your shorts, features and pilots! :-)