Hope this gimbal kept your footage and your nerves nice and steady~! :-) ;-P Haha ! keep your fortune-sense strong, Kat!
The Comic Toolbox: How to be Funny Even if You're Not by John Vorhaus (page 3 & 4)
St. Peter crosses to the little old man and says, "All these other men were henpecked in their lives; they went to the left wall. How come you went to the right wall?" Says the little old man, "My wife told me to." (Page 3)
A man dies and goes to hell. Satan tells him that he'll be shown three rooms, and whichever room he chooses will be his home for all eternity. In the first room, thousands of people are screaming in the agony of endless burning flame. The man asks to see the second room. In the second room, thousands of people are being rent limb from limb by horrible instruments of torture. The man asks to see the third room. In the third room, thousands of people are standing around drinking coffee while raw sewage laps around their knees. "I'll take this room," says the man. Whereupon Satan yells out to the crowd, "Okay, coffee break's over! Everybody back on your head!"
It's ok to be psychic, even when everyone's telling you you're not ;)
Chronicles (I) 7:9
And the number of them, after their genealogy by their generations, heads of the house of their fathers, might men of valour, was twenty thousand and two hundred.
Chronicles (I) 9:22
All these which were chosen to be porters in the gates were two hundred and twelve. These were reckoned by their genealogy in their villages, whom David and Samuel the seer did ordain in their set office.
Chronicles (I) 9:29
Some of them also were appointed to oversee the vessels, and all the instruments of the sanctuary, and the fine flour, and the wine, and the oil, and the frankincense, and the spices.
Oh and one more kick in the butt for two hundred and twelve porters at the gate ;-)
Chronicles (II) 2:12
...prudence and understanding, that might build an house...
Many blessings to you and your kin on the road ahead, stay kind and have a merry Christmas - Joey Blackburn
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